MERCHANDISE
Our merchandise line is always changing and always affordable. We don't need to get rich off our merchandise. We want you, our fan, wearing our logo all over town; therefore, we price our goods to be on you, not in a cabinet.
 FUNKY MONKEY--our line of politically incorrect shirts and clothing that is guaranteed to make everyone laugh; however, you won't get any hate male from the offended. Despite having opposable thumbs and prehensile tails, they still can't write and most can't afford postage.
Tard Monkey (pictured to the left) is the perfect shirt to pass around as the prize for being the most challenged. Whomever acts the most challenged is awarded the shirt for the day and must continue wearing the shirt until someone else does something equally or more challenged.
 Drunk Monkey--everyone has seen this not so rare monkey. Drunk Monkey pays the price--usually the obscene photos that show up on the internet that drunk monkey doesn't remember. Or perhaps it is the three day hangover and dry heaving. Drunk Monkey reminds us that it is fun to party, not be the party. Fun to drink, but not fun to get obliterated.
Spoil Me Monkey--not yet spoiled and certainly naive. So cute and cuddly you want to do everything for this monkey and she knows it. She bats those long monkey eye lashes at you and next thing you know--$300 bar tab. top
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